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10.06.2025 00:55

Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Skin Aging Reduced by Molecules from Bacteria in the Blood - Neuroscience News
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
How is TikTok able to censor porn?
So they tried
No way
Nuts and Butts
Is homosexuality an excommunicable offense in Christianity?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
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The Webb telescope found something exceedingly rare around a dying star - Mashable
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The Best Tech Gifts for Father’s Day 2025 - Gizmodo
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Finance leaders fear destructive U.S. debt scenario - Axios
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Inside the Spectacular Downfall of UnitedHealth and Its CEO - WSJ
Still no good.
Still no good
share office space ...
What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Blue Origin performs 12th crewed New Shepard suborbital flight - SpaceNews
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...