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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 00:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What is music publishing?

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Skin Aging Reduced by Molecules from Bacteria in the Blood - Neuroscience News

Then came..

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

How is TikTok able to censor porn?

So they tried

No way

Nuts and Butts

Is homosexuality an excommunicable offense in Christianity?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

The Webb telescope found something exceedingly rare around a dying star - Mashable

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The Best Tech Gifts for Father’s Day 2025 - Gizmodo

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Finance leaders fear destructive U.S. debt scenario - Axios

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

Inside the Spectacular Downfall of UnitedHealth and Its CEO - WSJ

Still no good.

Still no good

share office space ...

What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why won't biden give a last minute deferred action TO ALL undocumented immigrants so Trump can't deport them? Obama issued DACA, why can't Biden issue something similar that protects ALL undocumented immigrants from deportation?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Blue Origin performs 12th crewed New Shepard suborbital flight - SpaceNews

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

What would happen if the Soviet Union had simply annexed Manchuria after World War 2 or kept it independent as a puppet state allied them and separate from China as China was too weak too oppose it anyway?